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jerry



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PostPosted: May Mon 05, 2008 10:15 pm    Post subject: From zinc to plutonium Reply with quote

re: "Ya gotta know how to do it"
John, that is one of the funniest posts in the history of this website.
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john
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PostPosted: May Tue 06, 2008 5:17 am    Post subject: Accolades, more accolades Reply with quote

Thank you, Jerry. I spent minutes writing it.
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jerry



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PostPosted: May Tue 06, 2008 12:20 pm    Post subject: GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE Reply with quote

Well, if you spent only minutes writing it, it just indicates that you are a crack typist. But the results indicate hours of thought.

(How did my posts get over 400? I gotta get a life)
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john
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PostPosted: May Wed 07, 2008 9:19 am    Post subject: Who's counting? Reply with quote

OK, OK, so it was a LOT of minutes. It took so long, even Higgins got bored.
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stan_allen



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PostPosted: May Wed 07, 2008 10:14 am    Post subject: "You've exceeded your Brillo quota for the day" Reply with quote

Crack typists are the worst, with their meandering ramblings, their ramshackle surroundings, their neglected infrastructure, filthy accoutrements, and worst of all, the caliber of their prostitutes.

But they can be entertaining, indeed.

Take the following test to determine if you have become a crack typist:

1 True or false: You just can't type without crack.
2. True or false: Your typing output moves in direct proportion with your crack supply.
3 True or false: You have over 400 posts on the visitreno.com message board.

Scoring: Give yourself two points for every true answer, and one point for every false answer.
1-2 points: Your crack supply is safe and sound.
2-3 points: Your typing may be threatened to some extent by your dwindling crack supply, but it's nothing serious yet, as you can quit at any time.
3-4 points: You are likely to mix crack with your breakfast cereal, as your usage has reached scathing proportions.
5-6 points: You are clearly a connoisseur of crack, and you should open a crack-supply business immediately.

p.s. - this post is for entertainment purposes only, and no actual usage of crack is condoned or encouraged. Know when to say when! If you or someone you know may have a gambling problem, you are encouraged to look for that tiny, innocuous display rack near the cashier cage in any casino which holds pamphlets called, "When the fun stops" - you can be sure that the setting-sun photo gives a substantial indication of the theme that is contained therein. Please be sure to take a handful of these, and distribute them to the strange-looking people outside who clearly need them. In fact, why don't they just put those pamphlet racks outside, where the people who need them most would have easy access? The city is alive with wonder!

Sorry for the extra-stupid post, but I'm coming back to Reno next week, and so I'm trying to get in the zone, which I have clearly missed by a long shot.
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jerry



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PostPosted: May Tue 05, 2009 9:41 pm    Post subject: Still loving it!! Reply with quote

Wow, it has been one year in another 25 hours since this post was resurrected. I just read through most of it and got a lot of laughs - - once again. this is a great thread. It shows the really intelligent humor of the many regular posters on this board.

Let's extend it by another 50 or so entertaining posts.

BTW, welcome back, Erin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ErininSD



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PostPosted: Jun Mon 01, 2009 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks!!!

I will be back on here more often in July. I have an end of June Vegas trip to deal with first, then it's HAN in August!!

I miss you guys!!!!

kisses and hugs....

Erin
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jerry



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PostPosted: Jun Mon 01, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Don't flush the John, yet Reply with quote

Hey, John, did you notice that Erin sent you a hug and me a kiss?
Eat your heart out, my man..

(FYI, I think it's the whiskers)
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john
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PostPosted: Aug Tue 24, 2010 5:54 pm    Post subject: Huh? Reply with quote

Whose whiskers are you talking about? Yours, mine or Erin's?
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stoneman



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PostPosted: Aug Wed 25, 2010 9:28 am    Post subject: Res-erected again, hunh? Reply with quote

Wow, what a thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad John resurrected this thread. It truly has some funny stuff in it.
Wish that I were as clever as my board "friends". I put "friends" in quotation marks cause I have never met any of you in person.
But I consider each and every board member as a "friend" --- ---especially whoever posed for Erin's avatar. Twisted Evil

Keep this post alive. What did I see: something like 15,000 views and 3 pages of posts? Pretty long-lasting thread.

And, John, how do you know that Erin has whiskers? Have you really been that close?
I'll bet that Jerry would not kiss and tell if you-know-who had whiskers.
But I am quite certain that she does not have whiskers except for a few that may have flaked from Jerry's beard. Wink Cool

And, WHERE IS ERIN???
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stoneman



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PostPosted: Aug Wed 25, 2010 9:31 am    Post subject: No accounting for taste Reply with quote

OOPS, 39 replies and over 18,000 views.
Never would I have envisioned this kind of interest in SOUTH DAKOTA.. As a matter of fact, I didn't think that there were even 18,000 PEOPLE in South Dakota.
If there are, then I'll bet that there are not 18,000 that WANT to be there.
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BC Dave



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PostPosted: Aug Wed 25, 2010 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shooters!
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hawk



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PostPosted: Aug Wed 25, 2010 9:48 pm    Post subject: His days are numbered Reply with quote

The monitor has a close eye on you, BC Dave. You are on probation for hijacking every thread towards Shooters. Wink
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BC Dave



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PostPosted: Aug Thu 26, 2010 6:35 pm    Post subject: who me? Reply with quote

Who me?
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john
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PostPosted: Aug Fri 27, 2010 5:49 am    Post subject: Verrrrrry interesting Reply with quote

Hey Dave, watch the "O's" in your avatar very closely. Mesmerizing.
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